Give Michelle Dockery ALL the best dressed awards! This is flawless.
I want to be Michelle Dockery.
Give Michelle Dockery ALL the best dressed awards! This is flawless.
I want to be Michelle Dockery.
If you couldn’t stomach watching the entire Golden Globes last night, have no fear: we asked Flavorwire pal Jesse Pynigar to put together a much shorter version of the show that’s got all of the important parts — no, we’re not talking about Jodie Foster’s “instantly legendary” speech, we mean all of the funny bits that featured Amy Poehler and Tina Fey!
In case you were watching Downton Abbey instead, this is all you needed to see from the Golden Globes.
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GUYS. GUYS.
GUYS.
HOLY FUCK.
GOOD GUY ADOBE releases the ENTIRE CS2 SUITE. FOR FREE.
That means free access to Photoshop CS2 - and that already has most of what you could ask for, really.
All you have to do is create a FREE ADOBE ID.
I am not sure about commercial use, but MAN. FUCKIN’ SWEET DUDE
Signal boost for any of my followers who need art programs!
The cs2 programs date back only a few years, and still have much of the functionality of today’s more modern ones. The differences between most of the versions are little more than slight modifications or additions of minor features, and UI changes. Go for it guys!!
Also, in case the page is down, here are the download links + serials.
WHOA This is actually wicked.
DAMMIT POWERPC APPLICATIONS ARE NO LONGER SUPPORTED ON MACS

best movie.
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I’ve posted this before, but I just love it so.
A quick audio lesson on Southern linguistics. Anyone who thinks that Southerners sound ignorant just because of their accents should listen to this. Beautiful.
The speaker is named Judy Whitney-Davis, and the plantation she works at is Houmas House in Louisiana.
But the primary reason most people don’t realize that the American Southern accent is not a sign of ignorance but actually the fact that, according to linguists, we’re the only people left in the United States that still sound like our ancestors.
Because if you listen to native-born Southern speakers, the average Southerner tends to sound like this — what we call this “Moonlight Magnolia Drawl” — because if you speed up that Southern Drawl, over time it rapidly becomes a British accent.
Most people don’t realize that people that came here from Europe were largely from the United Kingdom so when they got here, this was more along the lines of their speaking tones but that’s the first and second generations coming off the boats, not their children. By the third and fourth generations, the kids don’t sound quite like Mum and Dad anymore because they’re starting to develop a slight elongation in the way they talk; what’s today called the “Virginia Tidewater Accent”.
It’s not a complete Southern drawl because that’s port area but as you go farther into the Southern interior and the years progress, the accent tends to get thicker, deeper, richer by Arkansas/Alabama/Georgia, HECK YEA you got a full-blown Southern drawl.
But people don’t realize that in most cases in Louisiana, many of the native speakers don’t sound like that. Dey tend t’ sound like dis, I garontee. Speshlee round d’bayous. Cuz you speed up dat Southern Louisiana Cajun/Creole accent, over time it becomes en français — French.
With, of course, certain exceptions in New Orleans which tend to sound more like New Yorkers because of the Irish and the Sicilian Italian influence. So they tend to sound a bit more like this. And people tend to get a lil’ bit confused cuz they think “What, ya from New York?” “Nah, I’m from N’AWLINS. Why?”
So you have to realize that, at the end of the day, Southern Speakers, like I said: we’re not ignorant, as it’s often been assumed, but we simply sound like the ancestors that came here so many years ago.
‘This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.
In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.
She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”
American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.
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